What are you talking about? They still wave the Confederate flag during the last lap.

I thought I was on the Onion for a second, but nope, that is a real thing a real cop said.

Flattening the curve was never intended to reduce the number of people getting infected. It was intended to reduce the surge to the health care facilities. If 25 million US citizens were expected to get infected, the proponents wanted it to occur over 9 months instead of 2 months. They still expected 25 million got inf…

Oh, are we honoring hundred year old government agreements with the people?!

Has William C. Gregory been asleep under a willow tree by a babbling brook for 130 years? Oh, shit. Well, let me catch him up.

Correction: The NBA are cowards. Two commissioners have now sat back and watched as the team in the largest market in the country has deteriorated into a pathetic, mismanaged laughingstock. There is a clause in The NBA that states an owners interest in a team may be terminated if his or hers ownership is a detriment…

Translation: 20% of white NFL fans are racist.

Delicate cracker snowflakes don’t like to be challenged, history repeats and Georgia gun control laws start in 3... 2... 1 ...

I just wonder if spray tan makers are considered an essential service.

Lol. I’m a software engineer at a large social media company. I deal with this sort of stuff daily. This has NOTHING to do with AWS (or any large cloud service provider) being insecure.

Cool. Now require a Mature rating for these for-money gambling mechanics, both direct and abstracted.

Considering early theories that COVID-19 may not be a severe for younger, healthier individuals no longer appears to be an accurate assumption as more and more people in that category get critically ill,

The only socialism politically acceptable in the US are for corporations and the wealthy.

Frankly I won’t get a fucking nickel out of any of this and I am A-OK with that. I want everybody to be in the position where they don’t need a government bailout, and the downstream effects of mass evictions, bankruptcies, and repos would be SO much worse for the economy, massive numbers of deaths or not.

Keep waiting for a month or two till the banks seize the cars from dealerships as collateral. Would be easier to get good deals on decent cars when the counterparty isn't familiar with the assets and just wants them gone for hard cash. 

Nobody’s buying a new car right now and sales could potentially drop to below the earlier recession levels. With stocks being way down and with a lot of the people who don’t own stocks out of work too new cars are not on the menu right now.

Should we say goodbye to Nissan now, or wait until it's  official?

Oh sweet Jesus you found Potsch! Been lookin all ova for him.

LOL, wut?

Like Steve Jobs?