School zones. 

Hey thanks Firefox!

I don’t know what irritates me more about that letter...that it was written at all or that the writer can’t be arsed to capitalize his ‘l’s like he does the other letters.

CafePress has always been the best place to get a 12 dollar tshirt for 35 bucks.

Not at his asking price. CP!

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

OK, here’s my anecdote: I use CC religiously to avoid speeding tickets. My previous daily driver had no nannies. No ABS, manual transmission, built in 1993. Yadda yadda yadda. Driving in the rain with the CC on is all good EXCEPT if you hit a deep puddle with only 1 tire. The puddle will tend to cause the car to yaw…

I always assumed the angry emails after St. Louis cup victory would go something like “there’s way too much swearing, it’s WICKED AWFUL and my kids Sean and Tommy shouldn’t have to listen to this...”

Are you asking if their are women who will wear a burqa while they stream, as to not offend your apparently very delicate sensibility.

a very pronounced unibrow. I mean very pronounced.

Even Justin Tucker is surprised by his scrambling prowess in Madden.

Well this is nice but can we now work on putting Carolyn Bryant’s ass behind bars? I really don’t give two fucks how old she is.

I think it’s a good move, while some folks might view ‘bulletproof’ as a challenge, (of course) it will keep the ‘average guy’ riding around with a shotgun or AR-15 from putting holes in it.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Joule thief!

Hey maybe it’s actually professional journalism to analyze the sort of grandiose claims that Musk makes rather than just licking his boots

I suffer from extreme anxiety which is not an excuse. I am ashamed of my actions.

We need safer rules and regulations for the sport in which the objective is to beat your opponent unconscious.

I cant wait for the day when medical science comes up with a cure for getting punched in the brain.