We’re a country that was founded by puritans and slave owners.  This checks out.

His name’s Gundy dammit.

Earlier this month I rented a 2018 Buick Lacrosse. At some point during my trip I opened the Avis app and noticed that my phone knew exactly how much gas the car had in the tank. I guess I’m saying this doesn’t exactly surprise me.

Republicans don’t care that activist liberal judges decided kids don’t have to stand for the pledge.  It plays to his base quite well.

It’s fun seeing Nebraska at the bottom since the Texas excuse is long gone.  At least they’re making more money in the Big 10 to not win conference championships.

The FBI killed Randy Weaver’s wife and son after he refused to rat out his friends in the Aryan Nation. So like, there was that one time.  Of course Republicans look at Randy as a hero.

46.5% of the students are Hispanic and probably around 39% are saltine Americans assuming the 4.7% that answered “ethnicity unknown” are all whites that get offended when race is pointed out. The campus actually has more Asians than blacks since they’re at 3.6% and blacks are at 2.4%.  At least those are the numbers…

Sounds like they should change the name to NBA Elite 11.

Is Mahut trying to be in the record book for longest everything tennis?  It’s either that or there was heavy action on the over of a longest rally prop bet somewhere.

Thanks for the update man.

Wouldn’t surprise me if the Dallas Police Association picked up the tab. It’s probably just one of the normal benefits of union dues for all police departments.

They’ve also go great looking cowboy boots.

As a Royals fan I love Don Denkinger. He’s one of their all time greats.

Jerry reminds me of the beta unit in The Last Star Fighter at this point.

Cop unions are the biggest black and blue mark on unions.

Sweet, now he can immediately get a job in another town that encourages this type of behavior.

The Dallas Morning News is reporting noise complaints about the victim’s apartment from people below him. Her going to his apartment and banging on the door and shooting him because he’s a noisy neighbor makes a lot more sense.

How did it work in France and the UK?

Do you mean like Tyler Hoover?

It’s an FAQ so he must get this question a lot from people who want to know how he stays in shape.  Personally I was wondering why his day is from 2:30am to 7:30pm.  Is he a vampire?