I'm picturing you getting this info from a wizened, sixty-year old shoe-shine boy that you just slipped a twenty to.

Step One: Hire Will Smith and then re-write the script to focus on a character he really shouldn't be playing in the first place.

I wouldn't be surprised if no one working on those movies in a non-executive capacity ever even met Perlmutter.

I'd say there's a pretty good chance so you;ll be getting the director of that movie On The Batman, so it's probably good that you kind of liked it.

Slammin'!

Foot-Loser.

Not really, because even if the intent is to show he has a sense of humor, this is a really confusing and tone-deaf way to do it.
I mean, admitting that you're a liar when someone calls you a liar isn't really much of a joke.

The original!
http://www.newyorker.com/ma…

I live in Toronto where we elected Rob Ford a few years ago, so we have nothing to gloat about here. No matter where you are, there's always going to be about 30% of the population that's just fucked in the head, and if the stars align in favor of someone going after their votes, look the fuck out.

Yeah, people must be just dropping dead in the street in Canada while they wait for medical care.

I love that the punchline to that Delirious bit took twenty years to arrive.
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U32…

Difference: No one on the left actually wants to hurt the people they condescend to. At worst, they want them to smarten up. The right actually wants the liberals they hate to literally suffer.

Well Julia Sweeney didn't exactly play Chelsea as a beauty queen

You never know. He could be an another Ron Reagan Jr.

Maybe this kid…isn't actually real. Has anyone ever heard him talk, or do anything other than stand there?

They actually tried Fawlty Towers three times. The first one with Harvey Korman and Betty White was cancelled before it made it into production. The second attempt, called Amanda's was with Bea Arthur (and Tony Rosato as Manuel) and actually made it to air, but only lasted a few weeks. The third attempt was called…

None of those are even in the same league of badness as the American remake of Peep Show with Johnny Galecki and Seth Myers' brother.

I think only the pilot was ever called The Seinfeld Chronicles. They changed the name to avoid confusion with a (pretty good) series on ABC called The Marshall Chronicles.

Or being a detective investigating the occult in Los Angeles.

That one actually went to series. The other one I remember him being in was a not-bad sitcom called Eisenhower And Lutz.