This has to be one of those instances where a full court press was placed on the Golden Globe voters - an Andy themed Rolex with Samberg's face on the dial thrown into a busting-at-the-seams "for your consideration" gift bag.

How many Louis Vuitton carry-ons filled with caviar had to be handed out to secure those B99 awards??

I actually felt like they made a deliberate effort to have Amber come off the ropes from her earlier weepy episodes and show more backbone this time. Both in the initial scene with Ryan and when she kicked her grandpa out, it wasn't the meltdown Amber from previous weeks but a more pissed-off version - which was good.…

he was not just giving the guy a playground shiner - he was ground and pounding him to the point where bones in your face get caved in. To make it all credible they needed to either have the punch out be a one-and-done affair, or have charges pressed. It's the age-old Hollywood thing of under appreciating what a…

the spatial business was completely weird…they needed to show the egg impact and as a result the sizing of the smashed yolks/shells was giant (provided it was a billboard). The eggs would literally have to be basketball size to register like they did. I know it was needed to sell the gag - maybe they should have been…

It's deplorable! Sitting in grandstands watching this massive, miserable creature listlessly performing routines for the umpteenth time before a leering audience - and all for the promise of a full belly at show's end. But enough about Ann Wilson - I have concerns about what's taking place at SeaWorld

but I'll bet you feel tall!

Yes. I was sure that they'd lampoon Carrie U with her Wonder Bread accent and have fun with her wooden performance but they steered around that, which was odd because thursday's performance certainly came mock-ready. I guess it was all about Wiig.

The Jebediah Atkinson bit didn't work. The whole kernel of that business is that he is this Rex Reed catty prick reviewer from the 1800s and it was funny when he's dressing down Lincoln and other contemporaries in that tabloid style. For him to go after modern day tv shows (abandoning the period piece part) didn't…

What does being the architect of many of the most edgy, profane & hilarious shorts ever to grace SNL get you? Apparently an adoring throng of viewers desperate to prop up what is (after 2 installments) a pretty damn unfunny sitcom. Yes, a Lonely Island joint this aint, and while granted, the constraints of the format…

yes - they consistently used sax solos (usually a hallmark of the sexy song) and make them all as sultry as a smoke alarm.

pardon me, boner-hivitive

Beatles "When I'm 64" and I think anything in the Men at Work catalog would be bonderhivitive.