I’m saving this list so that I can point and laugh at you in 4 years. The Hitler comp is especially cringe-worthy.  

Did Lebron get a tech on that last dunk or have they changed the rules about hanging on the rim?

Anyone who knows they’re innocent.

You seem a little too quick to judge.

So you’re basically saying that we need to make America great again.

The irony is dripping from the sentiment that you’d be SAVING lives by giving to Planned Parenthood.

We’re mad at Colin Jost for making a good joke? Sounds about right.

“I know Cliff Harris’s history at Oregon, which is why I think that this story is newsworthy.”

Too good.

It would be a very short debate...

The vice president elect just got booed then scolded by some actors at Hamilton. He reacted with nothing short of absolute class. That’s called integrity.

We have to start paying these guys. Can’t even afford real guns.

You may want to stay in bed. All the muslims and illegals have been deported. The blacks are in hiding. The women: sex slaves for white men. Buildings have spontaneously combusted and the economy is in a free fall. It’s scary out here.

Interesting to see that Strangerwcandi is now an anti-lifer. Kill as many of those babies as possible, girl!

He turned a million dollars into more than a billion dollars. Success would be to LOSE all that money?

A term limit on members of Congress is a brilliant idea and the fact that politicians oppose it only shows how much they want to maintain power, not serve the country.

Harry Reid, your commitment to healthy political discourse is duly noted. Now take out your teeth and get that nap out of the way.

#dbap

“If Trump is elected, will I be a slave?”I didn’t know how to answer. I still don’t.

close enough