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They're called democrats. We've been hearing about how great the president is every day since he took office.

“i know several women in confederate united states who also would pick cousins over a black man”

My problem with Deadspin isn’t the stupid crap that is written, but the thought that readers might actually agree. The premise WASN’T that Muslims = Nazis. The premise was that extremist Muslims = Nazis. Big difference either overlooked or ignored by the brilliant minds at Deadspin because Curt Schilling is a…

5% of over 1 billion... That's 50 million people. Move along here, folks nothing to see.

It would be somewhere around .00001% on the high end. I’m not sure that number would help make your point.

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That ship passed long ago.

Reports out of Jets camp say that Geno also threw a punch, but missed by several yards.

I’m surprised that you knew how to use a keyboard.

This is the article that finally convinced me to leave Gawker and never come back. Better to jump ship before it sinks than be stuck on it while it does. What a sad shame it is that we’re now at a point as males where being an “adequate male” is a bar set at “how to be good to a prostitute”.

When women's gymnastics and figure skating are the bedrock of your argument, you may want to step back and take a breath.

I haven't checked the ratings recently, but I think professional football is pretty popular.

It is crazy ass backwards. Just like everywhere else, including your neck of the woods.

Pinterest, Instagram, and Facebook. Your turn.

It’s always best to let someone figure something out instead of force feeding it.

Dude, this is Jezebel. Come on.

“I had a full heart, I was eager to give, I was trusting.”

We HAVE to start outlawing cars and knives. I've seen too many of these stories.

This video is like 3 years old and that’s not a golfer. I think the guy was a veterinarian trying to get the gator off of someones property.