Now commencing the rebuttal from all 50 women who enjoy watching sports...

I'll bet Hamza's Twitter feed blew up after that tweet.

"Does anyone here read for context, or is this just some sort of whiny millennial circle jerk/echo chamber?"

You don't get how doing things to other people's kids is any different than doing it to your own kids? If you randomly approach me and kiss my son in the grocery store, there will be blood.

I've given my kids a spanking in public before. It's not abuse, there was nothing to hide. My oldest (6 years old) didn't respond to spanking well, so we moved on to another form of discipline until we found what worked. The method doesn't matter as much as helping your kids understand that we all have boundaries…

Pacman Jones just rolled his eyes at you.

Arian Foster nailed it. Common sense doesn't play too well on Twitter and Deadspin though.

The family patriarch is uhhhhh, he's dead.

I'm sorry, but Christian jihad??? That's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

Stephen A. is just the best. Quite honestly, the NFL shouldn't care about women. It's not the responsibility of the NFL to care about women. Likewise, the NFL shouldn't care about men or children or animals or anything that doesn't relate to football. It should care about how it's employees treat men, women, and…

I think Fox won't let her have a seat at the big boy table because she's not very good. I could listen to Dan Patrick for hours. This girl is boring by the :30 mark.

Where have you been hiding? I can't think of a single person outside of the NFL who thought the punishment was appropriate.

1. Everyone is a hypocrite.

Alternative headline for this column: Tell us where you're from.

You treat Cowherd like he treats John Wall. Get a room.

"Respecting our space" rests on the presumptions that gay men are, in Chris Kluwe's ever-useful phrase, "lustful cockmonsters,"

No it didn't.

Yes it did.

No it didn't.

Yes it did.