Kaep is basically Joe Flacco. Their stats are very similar. Flacco throws more interceptions, but Kaep tries to extend plays but takes sacks and fumbles. Kaep probably would have fit in the Ravens offense better than anyone else.

Let’s not go too far here. Cassel underperformed significantly when you look at the larger picture. With almost the same team as the one that 18-1 the year before, he managed an 11-5 record that wasn’t enough to make the playoffs. That season, the AFC East played both the AFC West and NFC West, when both of those…

They left out the exclamation points. They meant to say “No! All Anti-Semitismo!

That’s what I was thinking. I gotta say, the new guy is growing on me. He’s not Edd China, but, then again, nobody is. Also, the Supra on that episode was all kinds of hot.

Does the GPS lady just read the directions, or does she actually talk about the route? “In 100 yards, turn left” is different than “Take the parkway instead of driving through that subdivision. It’s much nicer.” I think what Cam was trying to do with his comment was to make the case that the GPS voices should be more…

Boogie woogie woogie.

Is Apple the Bose of the computer/phone/digital media world, or is Bose the Apple of the speaker world?

Jimmy Johnson.

Stealing Jericho’s move?

He says it’s the best he can do. Since the XP-38 came out, they’re just not in demand.

Did he have to lose a finger, like in the picture above, or do they do that in post?

How’s this for a conspiracy theory: Andrew Luck is perfectly healthy, but he has his doctors saying his shoulder is worse than they originally thought. This way, he doesn’t get beat to hell playing for a hopeless team. He’s one year closer to free agency and the chance to play with actual professionals.

Of course we’ll save the world. On the other hand, we probably put it in danger in the first place....

This movie is starring Shia LaBeouf? Real life cannibal, Shia LaBeouf?

This post is in a league of its own.

Anybody could get hits. The real question is how many belts has he snapped swinging at pitches.

The real question is what a quantum cloud would look like. It would probably synergistically leverage core competencies like you wouldn’t believe! 

D.J. Reader does not believe in fucking dinosaurs.

He’s protected in that he’s still in the title picture. Most of the guys that you mentioned have been dropped to the midcard. Ambrose and Rollins are tag-team champs, Balor is in a feud with Bray Wyatt with no championship shots at stake. Sure, his match against Cena at No Mercy won’t be for a belt, but he’s…

I think Roman has two main issues that work against him. He’s presented as a monster, and he is when compared to the “regular” sized guys on the roster. But when he’s up against real monsters like Braun, Brock, and even Joe, he comes across as small. Sure, he can take a beating and keep ticking, but that can only…