Mark Davis wouldn’t piss on you if you were set ablaze and neither would most Raider fans.

A competent running game isn’t that essential. Just think of all the Super Bowls Dan Marino won without having a quality running back behind him.

That’s not really the way to look at it. Using the terms “100-year storm” or “500-year storm” gives the impression that these events happen with a specific regularity. They’re technically accurate terms, if you look at it from the perspective of almost geologic time periods, as in “there have been 10 storms of at…

All of this drama could be avoided if the Bengals’ coaching staff remembers that Burfict went to Arizona State. They just have to take the time to explain illegal hits slowly using small words.

A team basically has to have Peyton Manning or Tom Brady at quarterback to consistently win 12 games a year

That’s a good point. Stanton’s contract is sort of like the one Pujols signed. While Pujols has fallen off a little from his “best player in baseball” height, he’s still a very good player. I just looked at his stats. He had 119 RBIs last year, at 36! Barring a significant persistent injury, Stanton could well be…

Of course there are volcanoes under the ice. That’s so the dinosaurs can survive in the Savage Land. (http://marvel.com/universe/Savage_Land#axzz4plL0XFQl)

Or Jete’s “Gift Basket”.

In Burfict’s defense, he went to Arizona State. If the coaches didn’t speak slowly and use small words, he wouldn’t have known not to try to end his teammate’s career.

This argument would have had more weight coming from a Harvard-educated quarterback. Did you all know that Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard? I bet if he said this, people would listen.

Some of the guys that went to the East-West College Bowl, like [Dolphin Noises] and Ladadadaladadadadada Dala-Dadaladaladalada could probably step in and contribute right away.

You have to be careful of the Mirelurks in the hold and the Raiders up top. I think there’s a core up in the bow.

Those Miz-as-Cena spots were some of the funniest bits I’ve seen in a while.

Yep. The Tucson Toros changed their name to the Sidewinders to be the D-Backs’ minor league team. Then they moved to Reno and changed their name to the Aces.

Looking at Pro-Football Reference, Flacco and Kaepernick have very similar career stats. Flacco throws a few more times a game, Kaepernick runs a lot more. Flacco throws more interceptions, but Kaepernick gets sacked and fumbles more often. Other than that, their averages are almost exactly the same.

50 Cent’s first pitch was probably worse. Mariah’s actually bounced its way to the catcher.

Is there a cap on the number of puns?

At least we get to look forward to a humongous psychic mutant thing!

Paige’s Instagram has been creepy for a while. The way she refers to Del Rio is like a cult member assuring everyone how happy she is to be in the cult.

Have you driven on Stone near Ft. Lowell recently? There’s a dealership (I think) that has had a Murcielago and a Maserati out front for the past week. I also saw a Ford GT on Silverbell a few years ago.