This argument would have had more weight coming from a Harvard-educated quarterback. Did you all know that Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard? I bet if he said this, people would listen.

Some of the guys that went to the East-West College Bowl, like [Dolphin Noises] and Ladadadaladadadadada Dala-Dadaladaladalada could probably step in and contribute right away.

Those Miz-as-Cena spots were some of the funniest bits I’ve seen in a while.

Yep. The Tucson Toros changed their name to the Sidewinders to be the D-Backs’ minor league team. Then they moved to Reno and changed their name to the Aces.

Looking at Pro-Football Reference, Flacco and Kaepernick have very similar career stats. Flacco throws a few more times a game, Kaepernick runs a lot more. Flacco throws more interceptions, but Kaepernick gets sacked and fumbles more often. Other than that, their averages are almost exactly the same.

50 Cent’s first pitch was probably worse. Mariah’s actually bounced its way to the catcher.

Is there a cap on the number of puns?

At least we get to look forward to a humongous psychic mutant thing!

Paige’s Instagram has been creepy for a while. The way she refers to Del Rio is like a cult member assuring everyone how happy she is to be in the cult.

Have you driven on Stone near Ft. Lowell recently? There’s a dealership (I think) that has had a Murcielago and a Maserati out front for the past week. I also saw a Ford GT on Silverbell a few years ago.

The Sixers have heard that basketball is 5-on-5, so they decided to get five 5s, so they can play five-5s-on-5 and really dominate. It’s really next level thinking.

He’s not the Gyro we deserve, but he’s the Gyro we need.