A screeching banshee would be more tolerable than Ray Hudson. I say fly the pair to Madrid next week for El Clasico.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

For miffed Red Wings fans, I’ll acknowledge Dylan Larkin’s nice wraparound from last week.

Let me tell you a story. One sunny spring day, I’m going in and out of the nest, moving sand, carrying out the dead, hauling giant-ass leaves around for everyone to eat. Now I’m not saying I’m better than anyone else, just that I keep my head down and do my work, just like everyone’s supposed to, right? Next thing you…

One of the toughest players in Finland was Koppi who played one game with a hurt shoulder because of his large antenna. He scored a numbers of goals and won the MVP. I remember this game well and he became a hero that is celebrated in the hall of fames. Great player and even greater star after his retirement. A lot of…

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

I, for one, am glad that this primary season has taught me that no matter what ridiculously provably-false string of nonsense comes out of my mouth, e.g. “I truly feel that the greatest threat to our country is the return of the space aliens who emerged from my penis in 1965 to build the Washington Monument to…

Pretty courageous of you to admit to being a Net fan.

Yes, the shot hit the bottom of the net you fuckers.

Good to see that Justin Blackmon is back in town.

Ten replies without a direct answer? Webber’s a natural professor.

I’m 97 years old.

haha nerd

In hockey, they spell it “Primeau.”

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.