Is this the comic version of you ranking cereals?

Has anyone considered Marchman? Cause he definitely has a penchant for cereal murdering.

"And come tip time, that'll be 50 Cent."

This shouldn't come off as much of a surprise for Chicago's media. If anyone knows about a mature virus, it's Jay Cutler.

Or just say "fuck it," and read the comment without any context. It's still funny ass shit

Specifically, focus on the last three words of the headline, keeping in mind as you contemplate these words that you're on Deadspin

Try reading the headline again

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The point is La Masia is the most famous and successful academy in the world. You cannot dispute that with any facts or logic. Only youth system to produce three Balloon D Or finalists in the same year.

I think you're a little off here, Tom. That isn't Iggy doing the travel dance, that's him doing his best 'Andrea Bargnani Playing Defense' impersonation.

Or, conversely, I could have listed Thierry Henry, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Luis Figo, David Villa, Deco, Neymar, Luis Suarez, Ivan Rakitic, Jeremy Mathieu, Samuel Eto'o, Henrik Larsson, and Javier Mascherano as evidence that Barca buys at least as much talent as Bayern, if not more. Whichever way you…

Toni Kroos, Bastien Schweinsteiger, David Alaba, Philipp Lahm, Thomas Mueller, Holger Badstuber, Mats Hummels, Alou Diarra, Owen Hargreaves. Yeah, Bayern's academy really needs to get it's shit together.

Hi there, welcome to Deadspin.

Wait, so you're telling me that those pussies didn't even ask to finish the shift?

So Billy, what you're saying is that Neuer should Alter his position?

Voynov's attorney has issued a statement defending his client's actions, claiming that Mrs. Voynov had become belligerent, and Slava's attack was simply an attempt to police the party and ensure that the other guests could safely continue the party, unperturbed.

I didn't think FIFA had any Logos to fuck with in the first place.

Torres: [is afforded slack]

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