*Hamburg fan

This will never cease to be my favorite reply in these situations

Seriously though, between this and the most popular comment, I fucking love T-Pain.

Greg, this post has literally changed my outlook on life. And I don't take hyperbole lightly.

In Irina's defense, the joke sucked and she doesn't speak Spanish.

Yes, I read the article. The article makes plenty of assertions, but doesn't really provide any hard evidence. It's chicken or egg conjecture.

Amazing read. I knew Mourinho had thrown Casillas under the bus but not all the events surrounding that.

Barcelona played beautifully, not like those pragmatic blancos they keep beating. Barcelona grew their own star players, rather than bringing in new, mercenary Galácticos every year. Barcelona's superstar player, Lionel Messi, was selfless and only wanted to win, not like that whining glory-hound Cristiano Ronaldo.…

This is an astoundingly short-sighted view on running an effective NBA offense. How effective will a team/player be shooting a three-pointer if there is no threat from the mid-range area? The Spurs, the best three-point shooting team in the league, very much embrace the mid-range jump shot, precisely because it allows…

Unless you're a player that can, ya know, make mid-range jump shots.

Hmm, you should try watching more Pogba if you think he doesn't mach up with those three.

"Terrify? Nah."

Real's midfield are uber-talented, but unbalanced. For my money, I'd take Bayern or Chelsea's, but to say that a midfield that boasts Pogba, Marchisio, Vidal, and Pirlo is the greatest is at the very least defensible.

I'm with you on the first point, but the second one is easily defensible.

Holy fuck. It's as if you read the article, leaned back in your chair, and thought, "What comment could I possibly write that would indicate that I didn't read a single word of this post, apart from the title?"

Is Milo the only commenter not in the gray on Screamer?

Yeah, I dunno. The dude's a global brand and is about to win consecutive Ballon d'Ors. I think Barcelona has more global support because they recently went through a spell of unprecedented success, and did so playing an exquisite style of soccer. Everyone loves a cushy bandwagon.

Who'd you vote for?

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Messi is the "face of football?" I would've thought it was this guy.