Best defenseman in the NHL might be a stretch, and I love me some PK. My patience with Ken Holland all but evaporated when the Wings failed to land him.

This is really back-breaking news for the Giants.

Seriously Samer, chill the fuck out.

I know. The two added fans would've really made that response come together.

Yeah, they handled that joke poorly. And they also accepted that truth poorly.

GAAAAHHHHH LIBERAL MEDIA

Deadspin isn't Sportscenter. What exactly are you looking for?

Well duh

I'll give you a +1 to sprinkle on to your low-hanging fruit.

AJ...

Wait, is this the "Did Tommy Wiseau set out to make an intentionally shitty movie or did he unintentionally make a movie so shitty that it's actually wonderful?" debate, because I would love to have it here. I, for one, think he set out to win an Academy Award.

It's a travesty that "The Room" did not crack the top ten.

At the end of the day, all Ray needs to worry about is working to become a better teammate. Take it one game at a time, and give 110% every day. His back is against the wall, but he can overcome adversity, with the help of his teammates. He just needs to come to play, and want it more. God.

I don't think the solution to a shitty situation is ever going to be found looking at it from a "biblical sense."

Would you guys just drop this? You're beating a very dead horse. At this point, you're just dragging it out. Knock it out-I mean off-already. Is Ray Rice going to be the punchline of every single Deadspin article in perpetuity?

He started a drone war, expanded by his spineless successor, that creates enemies faster than it can kill them.