The Silverado was so upset with its ugliness that it just needed a little push to roll over and die.

Monorails are criminally under-utilized. 

I’m fortunate enough to live in close proximity to the Simeone museum, and they did a Ford Vs Ferrari event shortly after the movie. They had a few GT-40s on display and capped the event off by taking them all outside and running them.  That 427 sounded incredible.

I was the same with the J&J shot.

A lot of people make ill-informed decisions. That doesn’t excuse companies for incentivizing their middlemen to offer shitty deals. 

You’re right. An experienced rider would have crouched down into the ready position and, right before coming in contact with the wheel, yanked up on the handle bars and pulled the bike into a back flip over the wheel, and then glanced over at the truck driver mid-flip and fired off dual finger guns before touching…

I quit using Amazon a year ago. I really don’t miss it. I can find things I need on eBay and other places, and if I pay attention to the vendor’s location, I will still get the package in a reasonable amount of time.

It’s absolutely wild the number of people who can’t be fucked to consider how their actions may adversely affect someone else.

It was the first thing I noticed, as well.

I prefer either backing into a spot or pulling through so I can always exit the parking space driving forward.  Every time I have pulled into a spot, I always come back to find my car flanked by a panel van and a lifted brodozer, which makes backing out of the space a real fucking treat.

No manual, no care.

The problem with the Gladiator is that they made it too damn expensive. I looked at them when they first arrived at dealers, and after driving it, the salesman asked what I thought. I told him that I saw zero reason to buy a Gladiator when the dealer has Rams on their lots with much nicer interiors, V8 engines, more…

I’m fortunate enough to live 45 minutes from the Simeone museum, where one of the real Daytonas is housed. It certainly is a site to behold.

The majority of my cars have been GM, and all of my toys have a GM motor in them. However, over the past few years, GM’s offerings have gotten uglier and pricier, and as a result, much less appealing to me. That’s why I voted with my wallet and bought a new GTI back in 2019.

I’ll always have an affinity for their small…

Jeep Mall Crawler and Grand Mall Crawler

I find it suspicious that a woman who is not a 65 year old chainsmoking diner waitress is going by “Marge.”

If the fuel proves affordable and reliable, I can see this becoming a viable option among enthusiasts and car collectors to keep their older toys running with the existing powertrain. Not everyone is going to be keen on doing some sort of an electric conversion.

They do go in threes, so....one can only hope for a shitbag trifecta.

The COVID tax being tacked onto vehicles these days is pretty ridiculous.

I have zero patience with car dealers. I’ve prefaced many “negotiations” with “I’m giving you one chance to come back with the best numbers you possibly can. If you come back with bullshit, I’m going to tell you to get fucked.”