if you wanted to enrage the average limp wristed deadspin writer you sure as fuck could....

sing - so sad - the burden of my enlightenment is bowing my back - but I will post on as the trooper I be...

Burke - maybe you better stick to reporting on the Brooklyn shuffle board or kick ball results - fly over Americans may be too repugnant for you - however, it’s actually pretty witty in a way - even though it’s brutal - and it’s kinda funny for those of us who can put aside our politics for a few moments.

fwiw - and it ain’t worth much - they’ve been in prison for months...

meh, over a billion views

It’s almost like you’re watching Ghostbusters 2, but with all the boring extraneous characters, like the men, edited out.

If you’re anything like me, you’ll tell a lie before you even realize you’ve told it.

FWIW, you do a much better job explain the issue than Ruth Graham over at Slate.

whoa Tom - from all us dirty old men - we do want to bang your daughter when she’s a minute over the legal age. But, unlike Trump - we don’t. We jerk off on the internet.

insecure chick writing about relationships - what could go wrong?

what do you have against short brown people?

that’s funny - most of us think the same of cosplay and comic book geeks in general - a very solid core of Gizmodo readership!

women have basketball teams?

someone is acting as if tone makes no difference in how an article is presented...

phew - wouldn’t want to lose delusional traitor...

though it is historically inaccurate and referentially unclear.

if he’s telling the truth and she was lying on a bed with legs spread, playing with herself, that’s fucking consent unless she told him to stop...

the minute someone bypasses the criminal justice system and aims to fill his/her wallet, that’s when I question their sincerity. This woman is gonna lose...

at deadspin all accusations are guilty until it’s like Duke and then they just stop talking about it...