I need to live in Chicago, and not a farming town 2 hours away from Chicago.

The only way Walt Jr. is going to have an A1 day is if he puts steak sauce on his breakfast.

The real question: If you have sex with your clone, is it masturbation?

Osama Bin Diesel - A term used to describe the actor Vin Diesel after he has been bitten by Osama Bin Laden whom is now radioactive because he was building a dirty bomb

OH MY DAYUM!

If this course isn't about how to make the show better, it has failed. I took a college course on tv where we had to watch Mad Men, Breaking Bad, the Daily Show. Now that was a surprisingly insightful class.

If they make a Beast Wars movie, I'll finally be excited to watch a Transformers movie.

HE WAS CAUGHT WITH CHEWING GUM ON HIS PUBIS!!!

As an Indian, It makes me so sad that modern Bollywood never puts out movies like these.

He's replacing Melissa McCarthy.

I'm just waiting for Pirates V: Stagnetti's Revenge(Again!)

Most important thing I got out of this article: Alison Brie has a Vine account.

She better not be wearing any stupid ice cream cone dresses.

I look forward to 50 Shades of Brown.

Michael Jackson was the first thing that popped into my head when I read the title of this article.

I AM THE BLERGH THAT BLOOPS!

I'm just waiting for the Beverly Hills Ninja TV show.

Man, I remember the days when I could sing this sing from memory.
Jr. High was a wacky time in my life.

Laura Stevenson, fuck yeah

Perfecto!