Sometimes I wish developers would just be honest.

All of this because he lives in a country where the cost of healthcare would kill him otherwise. This is all great and warm and fuzzy, but let’s not forget that this would not be necessary in a country with a working healthcare system for its citizens. 

Yes there can only be one video game that everyone has to play at all times. If a video game isn’t the top played game then it does not exist.

I have a question.

Still with all this bullshit concern trolling about Jojo’s hairline - just let her do what she wants with her body and stop pretending like you aren’t just trying to tear down a successful young woman who’s really rather harmless in the grand scheme of things.

Thanks! Don’t know what we’d do without you!

Shout out to all the other Gen Xers feeling ancient after reading this article’s anthropological tone about weird stuff 70s and 80s kids liked. LOL. Reminds me of the time we had to explain to a certain other ex-Jezebel writer that “Baby Got Back” was a popular 80s song people enjoy quoting.

Born in 1976 and grew up with Bagpus so he’d definitely be on telly in the 80s. It was the type of program that made you feel warm and comforted, like drinking a mug of cocoa in front of a log fire.

FWIW, Guardians bunnyhopping around 360 no scoping trash mobs in patrol zones is 100% in-lore canon.

I forget sometimes people don’t have access to Google in their oppressive country.

Yes cause this was the take we were all looking for. Let’s judge her by her looks. Jesus Christ, gamers continue to be the absolute worst. Please eat a bullet. 

Wow! What incredible lifehacks!

While brief, this was just a great quest line.

A situation with Chrissy Teigen seems like a odd choice for going hard on journalistic ethics when the country is on fire, but ok.

Are people reading Marie Claire for journalistic insight?  

Democratic leaders tend to reflect their populaces. When you’ve got a lot of stupid, hateful, greedy, dishonest citizens, you get politician who either embody all those things, or cynically appeal to them in order to win votes.

Absolutely nobody fucking expected Cap to be dead permanently. You’re not going to make a big budget Avengers game and have Captain Fucking America be playable in one level only.

He’s also on all the load screens and he has his own specific combat system when you play as him in the intro so even if there weren’t any pre-order bonuses, or if you didn’t know superhero comics enough to know that nobody stays dead, or if you didn’t know that Captain America is one of the most popular Marvel…

I mean, Destiny is repetitive gameplay, too. Do you like shooting aliens, because holy shit do you fight a lot of aliens. But Destiny is hugely successful and can be a real blast, even in single-player (sometimes).