Had a cat years ago that liked to play with balloon strings. One day I made the mistake of tying the string to her collar thinking she’d like playing with it. She moved... it followed her... she moved a bit more... it kept following her and she then FREAKED OUT running all over the house with this killer balloon…

Is there any indication of how Henson was dressed when all of this shit went down? It seems to me that a lot of young guys go into boutique places wearing sweatsuits and expect to be taken seriously because “don’t profile me, bro.” I’m not really into classism, but if I’m about to buy a $10,000 watch, I might want to…

I dunno. How about we reboot something that was bad. That way we have a possibility of actually improving on something.

Not gonna lie... as a person on the street, if you said “are you going to sign up for YouTube Red” I’d have answered, “I don’t pay for porn.”

They can make whatever excuses they want, but the fact remains: they sent a car that they hand-selected themselves, along with the head of Corvette engineering, to go do this published test, and it couldn’t finish without major mechanical malfunctions. It’s obvious the Z06 was a step too far for Chevrolet.

Not really helpful to reinforce gender normative stereotypes on men. He’s unattractive because he’s a heel, not because of his hairline.

“...it is clear that my behavior was unwelcomed by some women...”

Players get benched for playing badly all the time and still get paid. Do you think they feel punished, or do they feel like they’re getting a surprise vacation? It seems like you didn’t really think this through before firing some glib nonsense.

Because, you know, one can’t exactly discover a new place if nations of people were already living there for centuries.

And honestly, Bradley has been playing like utter shite since his move back to MLS.

Listen, racism might be incredibly dumb but the guy has a right to be dumb. I will never support or condone his beliefs but he has a right to them and the right to lawfully pursue his hopes and dreams (as twisted as they may be). If the guy wants to create a community for like minded people so be it. At least they…

Exclusiveness to AT&T is a complete deal breaker for me. I mean, what successful phone manufacturer does that anymore?! I’ve been eyeing the phones because of how awesome the cameras are, but the phone is not so awesome that I am willing to move to AT&T.

The nearby civilians (and/or officers) all draw their concealed weapons (and stun guns) and ‘encourage’ him to put the gun down to reduce the amount of pain he would feel otherwise.

Well, yes. But the 4Runner starts at $34,500, whereas the Wrangler starts below $24,000. Direct competitors, they are not.

What ever happened to Mahindra's truck?

And they also need to make their dealerships stop putting their own branding on the Cadillacs they sell. You never see that on the Germans.

The Kings are masturbating to this video right now.

Wow. No offense, but you come off like a pretentious git. Maybe it's because you're trying express yourself in your 3rd language but fucking chill, pal. Don't like Rowling? Okay. Who the fuck cares? I don't like Hemingway but you don't see me posting about why I think he's shit.

Kobe Bryant: The guy in your rec league who takes all the fun out of it, but you have to keep letting him play because he sets up everything for renting the gym on Sunday mornings....

I see what you're saying, but legally that's not a direct analogy. You're arguing intent and purpose, not action. The more parallel analogy would be where someone on the street assaults you and takes your wallet. Then a couple of weeks later you go and find all the people he passed out your credit cards to and…