I think dude switched teams if you know what I mean... not that there's anything wrong with that

Mr Fusion goes here

Mao mao... let's not get too hasty here.

vtec kicked in that integra

[SHOTS FIRED]

No...

Additionally:

That's an old picture of the car... now it's white.

Thank you for pointing out that the bar in question is a gay bar; that is a very relevant factor. I look forward to all future stories clarifying whether things are "gay" or "straight."

That awkward moment when you forget to clean up after masturbating and then get your picture posted to the internet.

I clean my guns loaded. Call me crazy, but it adds excitement to my life. I just want to be happy.

There does seem to be a can of Russianized Vodka on the passenger seat though.

Shift light for the VTec, yo!

I spent time at my parent's new home on Vancouver Island for Christmas, and I was able to grab a 4-gallon bucket full of oysters in a matter of minutes. I have to say, turkey and oysters for Christmas dinner has made me a spoiled man. Since they had just moved to the island from the other side of the country, their…

I asked my friend for some help shucking oysters as you suggest, but he just ate all of them. He was really shellfish.

Don't have any real playlists I use to test headphones— truth be told, as long as they work, I don't care too much what they sound like. My dad was a DJ for most of my life and now he runs a recording studio, so I guess I'm rebelling against my parents by not knowing anything about music.