NO FUCKING KIDDING.

“DNC chair Tom Perez said the party—which had initially denied a request from Thompson’s campaign to help fund a mailer, then eventually sent $3,000—wouldn’t be contributing any last-minute funds (they did eventually announce on Monday they’d be funding some late get-out-the-vote calls), noting that there are…

Kellyanne holds the position of micropeen wiper when Daddy’s Girl ain’t around to diaper the sundowning Babyhands.

Now to watch the GOP suddenly turn on increased rights for States and Dems who previously opposed it suddenly lauding it.

What infuriates me is that what she learned from all of this is that she thinks she shouldn’t have voted at all. Really? With hindsight, you don’t wish you had exercised your right to vote for someone whose administration probably wouldn’t have ended up encouraging the type of ICE deportations that resulted in tearing…

Now just add “Rescue 911" and “20/20" and my Friday nights from age 11-15 can be complete.

I have always wanted to be in the Cash Cab. My only true calling is Random Urgent Trivia—every time someone is casually trying to retrieve a name or fact, my mind starts an internal game show where I must figure out the answer because EVERYTHING IS ON THE LINE.

Definitely. Because a company needs to serve its shareholders. A government needs to serve its voiceless and underrepresented. We can assign dollar values to this, but they will never work for the voiceless and underrepresented.

Dude went to military school. Think about that.......Billionaire father sends son to military school

Yup I almost always use the term forced birther now.

The fact that we are creating policy based on religious text is unconscionable in this day and age.

For a good portion of conservatives, everything that negatively impacts their lives for the NEXT four years will be Obama’s fault.

To quote David Plotz:

who’s an UNCULTERED IGNORAMOUS.

From Politico:

This story’s headline illustrates what’s wrong with 25% of the population - they think America’s already a shitpile, so what have they got to lose? Cheetolini supporters already think half the country is unemployed, the military has been decimated, and the government mostly exists to curtain freedom(s).

This is what President Nixon had to say about the Legal services Corp, which President Shaytan plans to DEFUND —-

Come on, it’s not his budget. He didn’t write it He hasn’t read it. He was watching Fox over the shoulder of the person briefing him on it.

Government is always the problem until they need something.

I got my Glock at the vending machine at Walgreens, but then I had to drive 40 minutes into the city to find a pharmacist that would sell me my slut-pills.