Everybody else finally learning the lesson that Rotten Tomatoes learned in 2019 after Captain Marvel: Make people prove they saw the movie before they rate it.

This is probably driven by the same crowd that calls people snowflakes. 

This sums up the movie rather nicely.

I thought the movie was pretty bad (even by kids movie standards) but the way kids have been loving it - it was my kid’s first movie in a theater and he had a blast and let me tell you it was one of my favorite moviegoing experiences ever - makes me very happy so yeah seeing this stuff is great.

Conservatives did it in the past! They’re bravely fighting to make America “Great” again!

In recent years, it’s less Congress writing the laws and more lobbyists handing members of Congress pre-written laws which then get voted on before everyone has a chance to read it thoroughly.

Clearly flat earthers are delusional. Everyone knows the earth is a disc on top of the backs of 4 elephants carried through space on the back of a gigantic turtle called the Great A’Tuin.

Even though they said that Aqua’s Barbie Girl song wasn’t going to be in the movie, they did sneak a couple of seconds of it at the end of the trailer. 

“All the globes, everywhere,” Taylor said, “I turn on the TV, there’s globes in the background … Everywhere there’s globes. You see them all the time, it’s constant. My children will be like ‘Mama, globe, globe, globe, globe’ — they’re everywhere. That’s what they do, to brainwash.” She added, “For me if it’s not a…

Unfortunately, the success of MTG shows that being a complete idiot doesn’t matter as long as you can get enough ignorant gun toting MAGA bible thumpers to vote for you.

I’m seeing record levels of this from Musk’s supporters this morning:

Parton is a national treasure.

“Here is all the training anyone needs: treat every person with respect and dignity, expect them to work hard and smart, and reward merit.”

I don’t know the exact arguments you’ve definitely used to justify your calling black people racial slurs in the past.

Will someone please think of the white people?!

Republicans going after the one social media account where the future generations they will need to remain in power all hang out?

Seems about right.

There once were some NIMBYs in Nantucket
demanding that windmills kick the bucket
but the RATs had no standing,
the whales undemanding,
so the judge told them to take their lawsuit and huck it.

The petroleum industry never cared about whales until someone crafted this little fantasy. In point of FACT, birds are far more at risk (as should be obvious), but that risk can be largely nullified by painting one of the turbine blades a contrasting color to the others (like black instead of white) so that the birds…

Good news. Fuck these rich assholes and their probable-oil-money backers (Kochs love pouring money in this type of stealth anti-renewable stuff). 

Still worth it since we can’t predict in advance which strain of flu will be bad in a given year.