She’s making a staff of demonic influence.

Lady Gaga has vanished into the 3rd dimension.

Trump made the joke “put another shrimp on the barbie”and the Australian prime minister reminded him that Aussies say “prawn”. That’s when he hung up.

But he has a new reality show and it’s called the United States Government.

But where are the ninjas when you need them?

Japanese fishsticks.

I’d be laughing if it wasn’t so terrifying.

But he’ll only investigate blue states.

But Trump has the best thetan. Better than Emperor Xenu.

Those tax cuts are only for rich people.

I’m not a turkey, but..

Mandatory.

Trust Ciri.

I don’t know what is real and what is satire anymore.

And then you have Boston Dynamics.....

I don’t know what Björk is in Icelandic, but in Swedish it is birch.

I have a theory that Porkins was in the bathroom during Rogue One, because, you know, he just couldn’t hold it.