I’m a Midwesterner, and in my experience the majority of us are a bunch of casually bigoted dickholes.

‘normal sized bonfire’ is the phrase of the day. LOL

I’m not really sure how commenting here works, but hopefully this gets posted/seen because this is a very weird, specific pet peeve of mine and I think it’s super important. If you want the tl;dr version: the right to abortion, under Casey, is based on the right to liberty under the Due Process clause of the 14th…

I’m stealing this line, and possibly this method, for when, as I do every January, I cut the Christmas tree into three large sections (needles and all), dry it for three weeks, and then carefully stack the pieces into a cone and ignite it while drinking bourbon with certain close friends/accomplices. The dry needles…

How to get started crafting in Fallout.

What, why are my eyeballs sweating. I have never watched this show ever. I’m too grown up and macho.

Am I the only one who just throws points at Luck in an effort to play a complete doofus who blindly and constantly stumbles into success? Anyone? Bueller?

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Is this an irony test?

Pu that much butter and melted cheese on actual maggot and I’d eat it.

All helmets come with Emergency Induction Ports!

As long as he tells everyone “You call him Dr. Jones!”, then you’re fine. Bonus points if he yells “Cover your heart Indy!” at random times.

Sometimes when I have a migraine, I wish I could have this done. I don’t know that it would actually help, of course.

Why do you need a speaker? I’m watching GIFs and i SWEAR I can hear the music.

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

Exactly. I give $100 to Planned Parenthood every time I drive by protestors in front of a woman’s health clinic near me. I have two teenaged daughters and we smile and wave, letting them know that their efforts are helping PP.