Thanks for THAT earworm... =^_^=

As a result, Monday and Tuesday nights saw protests not just in Ferguson—where Gov. Jay Nixon recently re-ordered even more tanks and National Guard troops with semi-automatic weapons

I think the word normal just died a little inside.

Why do I feel I'm the only man who made this face every time he couldn't find an EZ-Bake oven in anything but pink as a boy? I do the cooking (and housework in general) in my family, my wife claims to have married me for my Shepherds Pie.

As I now feel I have to do so that everyone has whatever ammo they want when posting a reply I'll start off with, I am white, I am male, I am living above the poverty line, I am a veteran (Army MP).

Okay I feel I have to put some information at the beginning of this post or fear being torn limb from limb in replies. I am white, I am male, I make a reasonable living (I'm above the poverty line), and I am a veteran (Army MP).

It's all fine and dandy to ignore the Check Engine light... until this happens.

A penny for the Guy?

I want gun control. Lots of gun control. Because if you're not controlling YOUR gun this stuff happens.

I... I think Rabid asses are what they're afraid of... or people who use their asses and are rabid? I'm not really sure.

Militant Teetotalism, and an idea that anyone who looked at anything pornographic was not only sexually deviant but mentally ill.

I have to say I think no one will mess with the Swiss... because of her...

they discovered everyone had brought the same color face paint —

I demand that America get a serious politico news show...

I've always preferred the double blind spray distraction. Paint something distracting, hide to one side instead of behind. Wait for them to spin around looking for the Spy, and open up with heavy fire.

I haven't gotten to play this yet, but all the descriptions make me think of how Papers Please made me feel. It's a bit tongue in cheek compared to the the raw emotion this seems to evoke, however it did make me think and even feel.

My usual go to for a first date (of someone I've known for a bit) or second date (of someone I know online but am physically just meeting) is to go an play Mini Golf. It's fun, it's competitive, it's usually out of doors and you've got some privacy to do talking, while still having people around you. I think it gives…

It's a good move, enough so that as an MP I was forbidden from using it to take down offenders. However, don't make it the only tool in your toolbox. Defending the groin is fairly easy and, due to the amount of pain, is a reflex action in most men. The action of kicking AT the groin can cause a man to let go and worry…

That the students requested repeatedly.