My money is on them both dying in this season's finale.

I don't think it's ever established (in the books, anyway) that maesters have a vow of celibacy. (It's probably not easy to get laid while maester-ing, though.)

This is a good forum to pitch your ideas — I've seen HBO's CEO of Tits post here a few times.

Joke's on him, though, because I'm gonna grab it when the AV Club's claim form comes online!

And yet, I still can't get my sci-fi heroin sitcom, Space Needles, ordered to series….

What do you point your furniture at, then?

Ok, "Gravy Pipe" made me laugh.

Everybody's going to be too busy binge-watching "Gypsy" to care about Star Wars IX!

Those were the days, before all of our bucket-hat'ed DJ jobs got shipped to Mexico.

Homer really should have known. The whole steel industry's been gay for years.

And remember, the AV Club gets the *pink* carbon copy, you keep the *yellow* copy.

As Steve Martin once said, "It's hard to keep a marriage together in Hollywood, because we sleep with so many people."

It's never worth, the pain that you feeeeeeeel.

His influence has reverberated throughout the world, as evidenced by all the types of guys who take her out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and breakfast.

I got a "Community" notification for this?

Same (although it was a couple months ago), and my first reaction was surprise at how much of the film is consciously played for laughs.

It's so dense.

That meal really failed to stick the landing.

You look great in your profile pic!

OTOH, there's been a couple times when I've rented something that came to Prime the next month, and Amazon has rebated the purchase when I asked.