Billy definitely Forrest Gump'd his way into American history.

True, but based on that second montage from John Oliver, Billy was definitely taking notes from Donald's playbook.

Prediction: Jann Wenner will give it a 5-star review in Rolling Stone.

Last I watched was part of the season premiere after they left the prison, which I recall being nothing but Coral wandering around an empty house, and that seemed like a pretty good time to tap out.

This study sounds like a complete waste of time and where can I apply for this job?

Not sure but it's high. I was traveling through rural area of a red state this weekend and literally saw a yard sign that HRC should be imprisoned for "computer bleaching."

The current correct nomenclature is "something something $hKillery something email server something BleachBit."

More like Saturday Night Dead, amirite?

He's never gonna get screen time then!

Call me when they get Billy Baldwin.

The guy who made Mrs. Doubtfire is the obvious choice for the keeper of the Hitchcock flame.

Trump would be a historically president, but he would be a perfect Cobra Commander.

I think it's real, but who knows from a campaign that's made satire redundant?

Wait… then who was that guy who said he was Josh Duhamel that I took pictures of for my new underwear line?

Well, the studio manager owned the tapes, but he didn't own the MAGIC that was on them!

You're thinking of Jon Bernthal.

"It's a hard thing
To break a hip
When you're in a nursing home…"

I love Soul Asylum!

Shit… First the Fat Boys break up, now this…

Car Keys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Black Keys