So long, Weather Man; hello, Wicker Man.

So, I don't know anything specific about any of that, but I do know that it's actually relatively hard to do good fried chicken in a fast-food environment.

Yes, but that song was "White Christmas," so he came out OK.

I'm in if they also had Burt Reynolds play the Tom Seleck boyfriend role from Season 2.

2-hour Wrap-up movie: He's chopped up and fed to the poor.

It rubs the chicken on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

I haven't seen Scary Movie; if I queue up Scary Movie 2, will I be able to follow it?

If Speedo's out, maybe he can get sponsored by Bananahammock.

So close — playing Foster a third time, after playing Padme three times, would have put Portman in the exclusive club of actresses who have had 2 different franchises where they play the same role 3 times. I can only think of two others who have done this.

I kinda did too, but I'm also a full-fledged Twin Peaks fan/apologist.

At least it distracted from Ben Horn's Civil War miniatures.

Black as midnight on a moonless evening.

So really, then, it's the Verve's fault for not being born 50 years earlier when you could rip off old bluesmen with impunity.

To be fair - it wasn't the Rolling Stones themselves, IIRC, but whoever it is that owns the rights to all of their early songs.

Next thing you know, he'll be complaining to his union!

Who is this guy? Is he the owner of that mall pizza chain?

adding eggs benedict is the behavior of a drunk person

Waffles? Good. Fried Chicken? Good. Eggs? Good. Hollandaise sauce? Good.

I'm still waiting for the audiobook of "Songs."

Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.