Josh Friedman, Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver (Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes), and Shane Salerno? How are these hacks ever going to top stuff like "Who'd you expect, numbnuts?"?

*Ahem* — E.2.T.2.3.D.

I'd like to see this comment be more in-your-face, to the extreme.

…it's well within the realm of possibility that it could happen soon.

Pootie Hall?  Annie Tang?  Aootie Tall?

ONLY THE CLIMB IS REAL.

In the book, it was Robb who got stabbed in the uterus.

Red Tails …  had trouble finding a distributor).

Obviously he's being cast to play the equivalent role that John Turturro plays in the Transformers movies, right?

Yes, although according to the book that came out a year or two back (which was mostly a book-length fluffing of one of the detectives who worked on the case that "nobody would listen to"), Florida based its postmortem "conviction" on the same sort of blood-reside evidence used to indict Casey Anthony.

Right.  "Accidentally."

Even better!  Season 1: Garth Hudson Charges Robbie Robertson for Music Lessons!

"The Last Waltz" prequel series or GTFO!  Season 1: On the road with Ronnie Hawkins.

I saw Good Morning America for the first time last week when I was staying at some relatives' house, and it's fucking awful.  I thought the Today show was devoid of any actual news, but Good Morning America was like an issue of Good Housekeeping that moved.

Why wasn't the headline, "Community is doing an all-puppet episode, with actual puppet, because of course it is"?

Excellent news.  This clears the way for that Velvet Revolver reunion that I've been waiting for.

Good move, the third book is a total fucking disaster.  There's like 100 pages devoted to the cross examination of a doctor that nobody gives a fuck about.

I like some of Gilliam's films too (hello, "Brazil" Blu-ray that just showed up in the mail), but I wouldn't risk giving him $5 to make a crayon drawing on his own bedroom's wall; first thing you know, he'd decide he couldn't go on unless he could make bespoke wax from from the blubber of indigenous sea otters, or…

I like some of Gilliam's films too (hello, "Brazil" Blu-ray that just showed up in the mail), but I wouldn't risk giving him $5 to make a crayon drawing on his own bedroom's wall; first thing you know, he'd decide he couldn't go on unless he could make bespoke wax from from the blubber of indigenous sea otters, or…

Laptop footage!