Female cop. Female cop. Female cop. There are no man cops. There are male cops.

My dad was a super sweet guy, not really what you would call a fighter. So, we are at a baseball game and the guy behind me is putting his feet in my hair. I am about 16 at the time. After the second or third time I turn around and let this dolt have it and he pretends to apologize. Dad wants to know what the problem…

There's a small, vocal portion of Jezzies who will jump at any opportunity to hate children.

Oh look, you shoe-horned in a Millennial hot take out of nowhere.

Can’t help but wonder how colossally hungover Marco is this morning.

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

“now, now ladies. no need to fight. there is plenty of me to go around”

I've never read the book, but I've heard it's a trainwreck so...

Donate them to people who enjoy doing book sculptures?

...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.

Several readers have pointed out that this video might show the incident in question. If so, it seems like the woman (who was protesting) didn’t actually slap the horse; rather, she pushed it a little.

I wish the horse had bit her. What an asshole.

how do they even walk with those things hanging down there? he’s the real hero.

I don’t know, but when I have my period, I sometimes wonder how anyone does anything.

Pretty rich to blame women’s behaviour on “hormones” when testosterone has been fucking everything up for millenia.

Screw this guy. You know what I did while my wife was away on important business this weekend? I cleaned the kitchen within an inch of its life, did 5 loads of laundry and cooked the best goddamn BBQ chicken on this side of the Mississippi. Thats how you fill a power void, motherfucker.

That’s fun. He blames his wife’s success and “breadwinning” for driving him to do it, but then uses her financial dependence on him as a reason for a shorter jail sentence? Totally makes sense. I bet this guy is a meninist.

“The defense team has been quick to acknowledge Ford’s guilt, but argues that too long of a sentence would leave his pregnant wife and two-year-old son financially unstable.” - I feel badly for the wife, but were it me (and maybe/hopefully she feels this way too), I’d happily find another way to support myself other…