Honestly, I would’ve left it alone if you just acknowledged that you were apparently being inconsistent instead of getting all indignant to other commenters when they pointed it out (see above—you say the spin is genius, then you say you don’t care about the spin. What the...?) Usually if you write a sentence about…

Check your original post, in which you remarked that the spin was the very reason you wanted to get high with her. That's where the confusion arises.

There was no opportunity for sworn testimony (aside from that taken at depositions in the civil case), because the victims did not report until after the statute of limitations had run. Thus, you will literally never have the type of “evidence,” or opportunity to produce it at trial, necessary for Cosby to be tried…

Couldn’t they have pulled this prank on her brother? Isn’t he the little a-hole who flipped his shit on a passenger plane when the airline wouldn’t let him smoke weed, thereby treating him like the other “peasants” onboard?

No “swapping,” but I ended up being friends with the ex-husband of the girl my ex-husband cheated on me with. Our first convo was a little awkward, though. “Uh, so you know my husband is nailing your wife, right?” Hehe.

She shoulda wiped her ass with it, bet they woulda thought twice about raising it back up then.

Good rule of thumb is if you’re not sure, which is nearly always, request a test. If you don’t, it’s on you.

“Wrongly” assign paternity—you mean “mistakenly"? You know they routinely do DNA tests now, right?

So she can’t fuck anyone post-baby, either? Cuz methinks that would carry an even greater risk of communicable disease than would a tat, and I don't see any judge enjoining that.

I have to question the wisdom of the Pizza Hut manager (or momager) not only tolerating months of obscene behavior from a psycho Santa, but actually inviting his patronage by offering free food? Epilogue required — did they at least stop that practice after the knife-wielding incident?

Doesn’t “one night stand” mean someone you bang and never see again, by definition?

Depends on your end game—if it’s just banging the chicks who respond to “hey,” have at it! Count me among the “hey” non-responsive crowd, along with a number of other women who are infinitely more awesome than the “hey” responders (but if you’re just looking to get off, point taken—the extra “effort” won’t be worth if…

I Buffa-love that first story 😎💙🍀🍻

Parents of squawking brats need their fun n games, too. More than you do, actually, so let the obnoxiousness be a good reminder of why you are glad to not have the raucous 24-7, or if you really can't take it, go out after 9pm and you'll only have to deal with obnoxious drunk adults.

My favorite headline for this monstrosity is from IGN.com - “Australian Pizza Hut Launches Sarlacc Pit of Pizza.”

Repression + fundamentalism = this sh!t.

...or women who aren’t planning on either, but whose b.c. fails or they can’t get access to quality reproductive healthcare because politics.But that’s a bitch to say, so ‘under 50’ works I guess...though didn’t a 65-y/o just give birth to quads? Hmm.

The rebel in me would want to find a Dr. to write a note saying my kid needs a sugary snack to balance her glucose levels (or something), and to kindly stfu about what I feed my kid. It’s public school right? What are they gonna do, kick her out for eating cookies? *Medically-necessary* cookies?

Pretty sure you’re a psychopath now, so enjoy that — and pro tip: you don’t wanna keep up a convo with someone, then just stfu.

Raineyb, you’re a pathetic excuse for a human being. Again, instead of addressing the merits in what I’ve posted, you mindlessly hurl insults at me, a total stranger, with the benefit of internet anonymity. You feel better about yourself now that you called me a cunt? Ooh so clever of you! Drag your ass back into the…