i cannot co-sign this behavior due to my understanding of boob engineering. :)

I'd say it's a grass is greener scenario. Girls with bigger ones get more attention, but not always in the best way.

I like it but apparently I'm quite kinkier than the average woman.

That is not how you eat a butt. I am a bear. I know these things.

I don't care one way or another what you do. People should do whatever sex acts they and their partner are into. My problem with you is your reason for not being into it. You think because your reason is science based, it's correct. The thing is, you're wrong on the science.

Do you wipe your ass? I had to explain this on another gawker board yesterday.

No, its gross and it does zero for me. The only reason I even allowed it to happen is because Obama had literally just been sworn in as the first black president in history.

Dozing while ineptly speed-reading just led to momentarily believing Peyton Manning ate Jameis Winston's butthole.

True that. On the other hand, celiacs get more than an irritable bowel.

lol yeah gluten is why you have ibs, certainly the other issues you've got going on aren't to blame

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

"Gluten Free Vanilla Sugar Cookie Mix."

You're ...... an ..... idiot ....

According to a number of eyewitnesses he did. Only one person who was there said he didn't, and that was the guy who murdered him.

The second quarter score indicates the Raiders have also surrendered.

Normally my wife doesn't read Deadspin, but she saw this story over my shoulder. Unfortunately, now she knows why I walk the dog so often.