the list of states to be “fucking done with” keeps getting longer and longer

Real question: how does this happen? How does a studio spend $140M on a movie which based on the first trailer looks as if it came from the bargain bin in Wal-Mart?

“He says what we’re all thinking.”

Don’t be too sure.

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

I think that this might be the most important reason to make sure that your kid has some good friends. I know that I could have talked to my mum but the reality is that all of my (accurate, sex-positive, safe) conversations happened with my same-age friends. I know how lucky I was to have that and I’d really do…

Everytime I am reminded of her wedding, I’m still so amazed at how YOUNG she was. I was just a pre-tween watching it on TV (and the ensuing years of fame), so to me she was an adult but now when I look back and realize she was just barely 20, it blows my mind.

She really was a lamb thrown to the wolves. RIP Diana.

Agree, and thank the powers that be for that. Diana taught us all a valuable / tragic lesson.

Yeah, we look down our noses at other countries who have child brides, and yet we as a society decide that a 13 year old should be forced to be a mother? wtf. wtf. wtf.

I wanted to ask my gynecologist if abortion was a service she provided and I wasn’t even sure if that was an appropriate question. (My real question is: should I be pregnant with a wanted pregnancy but need a life-saving abortion will you/your hospital save my life over that of the feuts. But I REALLY don’t feel…

The goat one was less stressful.

If it keeps Oompa-Loompa Hitler out of the White House then it’s the least I can do for my country. I suppose the only issue might be my lack of a vagina.

So much this. But also, have a damn imagination. White people have been imagining Jesus as a white dude for thousands of years, so it shouldn’t be too hard to suspend your disbelief.

Gotta love white people thinking that black people came into existence only at the beginning of colonialism and slavery

In 1985, I’m sitting in the casting office of a major studio. The head of casting said, “I couldn’t put you in a Shakespeare movie, because they didn’t have black people then.” He literally said that. I told that casting director: “You ever heard of Othello? Shakespeare couldn’t just make up black people. He saw…

I remember my first meeting with the producers on “Erin Brockovich,” before Steven Soderbergh came onto it, and saying, “This scene where she’s shimmying down a well in a micromini? I can’t do that.” [They said], “But that’s really what happened.”

And if Hillary Clinton is President, what then?

“What is this? Is this shade?”

Calm on the outside. You can imagine whats’ going on inside...

Congratulations to him for surviving, but that doesn't mean he's not an idiot.