Shh! Gawker doesn’t care about facts!

It isn’t plagiarism at all, but is kind of funny.

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Yea I was going to say thats a pretty big stretch there.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

They’re being jerkyed, no doubt.

Wait, where was the biker “wall of meat” to protect him? Did they get lost?

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

Everyone has lied to me, everyone has deceived me… the SS has left me in the lurch. The German people have not fought heroically. It deserves to perish… it is not I who have lost the war, but the German people

My coworkers are cracking themselves up about the Obamas stealing the furniture, cause, you know, black people...

nah, he’ll rationalize it (republicans have jobs! it’s cold out!) he will never give in to self reflection at all, and later when he boasts about historic crowds (they were the best! the biggest! big league!) he’ll actually remember it that way.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Of course he’ll say “the biggest crowds ever.” In the face of video, audio, books and newspaper accounts, he’s still managed to deny, lie and exaggerate with a straight fucking face. The sign of a true sociopath.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

These crybabies want free college and safe spaces.

I know right so confusing. I thought the libtards wanted communism?

His twitter account is really the only news source we can trust nowadays.

I’m so glad Russia and the US are now allies. I grew up in the 60's- scary times.