Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Look at her go!

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

never forget

sorry Selena, this is the best i could do...

My father who taught me to love science makes jokes about climate change not being real. I cannot tell if he is just fucking with me or serious.

Another plus, we won’t have to worry about Florida on election night when it’s underwater.

I have a Tea Bagger cousin who insists that there is more ice at each cap than every before and the vast majority of scientists don’t believe in climate change.

The stupidity makes my teeth hurt.

Fucking hell - that’s why it’s called climate change - and severe swings in both directions are not only possible but probable - you fucking douchebro scumbag criminal idiots.

And I saw a snowball! Therefore, the planet is fine.

Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Christ on a Segeway.

Don’t do that. You might wake up as stupid as these people and no one needs that.

I’m going to slam my head into a wall now.

Not to mention, the billions we shovel at China.

To the degree of Vietnam, Cuba, and Saudi Arabia? Absolutely.

I don’t exactly agree with trading with Vietnam, either.