Wasn’t this the guy who spent months bragging about how his immense wealth would mean he could entirely self-fund his campaign and wouldn’t need to rely on donations from anybody?

We should have know they were bullshit when 1) “Ramon” donated to Trump (I’m going to guess Trump’s donation list has few Latino-sounding names) and 2) “Godfrey v. (MD)“ is more likely to be a court case Trump is involved in than an actual person donating to the campaign.

Where the hell have you been? We’re so fucking far past the low point of this shitshow.

Interrupting with “Your husband disagrees with you” was the low point for me.

He thinks if he loses, it means he becomes Vice President.

I’ll have to take your word for it or just start going to the gym again.

But her 10-year-old half-brother is. I’m sure he can help her out.

one cannot truly appreciate the mystical nature of a mulatto cock unless experienced in person

She’s not good at cyber!

Does she not have internet?

It would be great if this whole thing was just a long episode of Scooby Doo and at the end of tonight’s debate Hillary went Velma and yelled “jinkies!” while pulling Trump’s mask off.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Funny, according to him senators can do anything they want as well.

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Do you remember when Ted Cruz was spouting off about carpet bombing (which verse was that in the Bible? I can’t remember) and Obama went on the record saying essentially “That is a literal war crime. We are bombing as much as intelligence allows.”

Man, fuck being President. According to Trump, if you’re Secretary of State you’re basically in God Mode and can shape world politics to your whim, Hillary was just lazy.

Let’s be clear about something...

Curt Schilling’s Senate campaign has begun. Finally, the hot take memes have become real.

Typical New Yorkers. Always so chill and easy going.