Someone who is good at photoshop edit Donald Trump’s photo so that his feet are on the Constitution please my family is starving

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.

(Grabs fiddle)

Oh, god, I just want this to be over.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

It’s impossible not to read that in the accent in my head.

In Slovenia, pussy grabs you!

this is her cry for help, someone save her please

(still liked the Kitty Pryde “Prof Xavier is a Jerk!” Paul Smith cover cosplayer)

Agreed. Not only an inspired design, but a marvel of work.

I know, right?

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Please tell me your FB friend is a hamster.

I think we’re getting to the point where people just find facts and reality itself offensive. I’m waiting for someone to sue the CDC for offending their religious liberty.