I don’t think they’ll listen. They will continue to punch themselves in the dick as long as they believe it hurts liberals (it doesn’t).

I am so sorry that you are suffering so much! I know how much it must hurt to not experience favoritism towards you, your race and/or your gender. Your day-to-day life must be a real struggle, being passed up for promotion because the other is a woman or being harassed by police because you are not Black. I must…

Next it will be revealed that the Russians bugged the Oval Office.

Next it will be revealed that the Russians bugged the Oval Office.

What a week for traitors! In Virginia a group of conservative Republicans showed up with torches to protest the removal of a Confederate monument.

I would like to personally thank all the Trump supporters and Republicans (in general) for their sacrifice. Many of them will become ill, be rejected by their insurance company for life saving treatment. They will lose spouses, children, siblings, mothers, fathers, and friends to sickness and disease because they…

Well, it depends. See, some are natural born alpha males (like me, a direct descendant of a pirate). Others are natural born scared, angry little underachieving beta males. Thankfully becoming an alpha male is just a purchase away! Just buy a sexy gun! Well, it won’t really make a beta male an alpha male, but it might…

Can I bring a +1?

Remember when AT&T magically made all iPhone 4s “4G”?

By “uneducated” I didn’t mean specifically Republicans. Maybe you read “Reptilians” wrong, unless you know something about Republicans and Reptilians that will confirm my worst fears.

Yep, all you need are rich parents.

Many drugs have more than one use. A drug can treat cancer and can also be used to repair eyesight. It depends on what the drug does.

Natural News is going to have a field day with this one.

I always thought that it was because uneducated people want to feel smarter than educated people by pretending to know something that educated people don’t know.

Targeted advertising.

Tim Cook will talk about how much Android phones suck, then show all the new features copied directly from the flagship Android phones and a some new innovative features. Then the new flagship Android phones will be announced with innovative new features (some useless) and all the features copied directly from the new…

This is the man that conservatives see as their leader.

(((SIGH))) No Giraffey McGiraffe Face.