A few years ago in my neighborhood some Muslims set off some explosives and it wasn’t covered by the mainstream media. Worse, people were celebrating in the streets after it happened and even praised them for what they called a “beautiful display”. I remember that 4th of July clearly.

So is Lady Gaga our Supreme Ruler now? Did she take over the country using drones and robots? Is Satanism America’s official religion now?

GO BETH!!

“Well, the election, it came out really well. Next time we’ll triple the number or quadruple it. We want to get it over 51, right? At least 51.” (51 what?)

“During this month, we honor the tremendous history of African-Americans throughout our country. Throughout the world, if you really think about it, right?”…

I didn’t hear it either. Possibly the word “fuck” at the end, but I don’t think he said it.

I know, right? Thanks for contributing.

At least a little bit, apparently.

OG hipster.

And you managed to surpass even that. Holy shit!

Sounds like something a hipster would say.

You know, I’m OK with this, but I want to do the tasing. Payback for raising my rents by migrating in large numbers from the East Coast, cramming ten hipsters to a room, raising my rent, then blaming it on the natives who work for tech companies.

I think that we are arguing about two different things here. I am focusing of the act of grabbing a child that is not yours by the neck, which I consider assault. You are focused on the racial aspect of this. The neighbor’s actions are assault according to the law. The police officer is not a judge. The police officer…

So you’re telling me I can do that to your child and it’s totally cool with you? Listen, I understand that in other countries (including the country where you are from, I’m assuming) there are varying degrees of acceptable corporal punishment. In America, however, when a child is touched by another person aggressively…

If that child threw a paper ball at that officer he would have arrested that child for assault and battery on a police officer.

The child is seven. Did you know that the act of spitting on a person is assault and battery? Placing your hands on a person in an aggressive matter is also assault and battery. You seem to be perfectly comfortable with a person putting their hands on a child for something as simple as littering. I hope you don’t have…

He’s really losing it today.

I miss the old pinko libtards now. These are not as fun.