OG hipster.

And you managed to surpass even that. Holy shit!

Sounds like something a hipster would say.

You know, I’m OK with this, but I want to do the tasing. Payback for raising my rents by migrating in large numbers from the East Coast, cramming ten hipsters to a room, raising my rent, then blaming it on the natives who work for tech companies.

I think that we are arguing about two different things here. I am focusing of the act of grabbing a child that is not yours by the neck, which I consider assault. You are focused on the racial aspect of this. The neighbor’s actions are assault according to the law. The police officer is not a judge. The police officer…

So you’re telling me I can do that to your child and it’s totally cool with you? Listen, I understand that in other countries (including the country where you are from, I’m assuming) there are varying degrees of acceptable corporal punishment. In America, however, when a child is touched by another person aggressively…

If that child threw a paper ball at that officer he would have arrested that child for assault and battery on a police officer.

The child is seven. Did you know that the act of spitting on a person is assault and battery? Placing your hands on a person in an aggressive matter is also assault and battery. You seem to be perfectly comfortable with a person putting their hands on a child for something as simple as littering. I hope you don’t have…

If he’s butt-hurt on Day One from a few mean tweets, he’s in for a very long ride. He keeps giving his opponents plenty of material. It’s almost too easy.

You missed a comma.

How many bodies are buried in your basement? I’m not judging, I just want to compete with you for least compassionate human ever.

I totally agree. Fuck dead babies. Money > People

#sharpiegate

Yep, I totally agree.

Let’s look back at this post in a year, shall we?

This Assange thing is getting very interesting. I really thought he was dead.

I wonder if this “deal” he is talking about is not with Obama, but with Trump. He did Trump a big favor.

He’s really losing it today.

I miss the old pinko libtards now. These are not as fun.