“People assume that just because Hillary Clinton is a woman that I’m going to support her,” Kremer said, sounding indignant. “That’s an insult to my intelligence. I have the ability to think on my own.”

I knew these Pokemon would murder someone one day. Thanks for bringing them into the real world, jerks. They belong in the video games!

Shouldn’t he sure white supremacists for demanding a race war? Oh right, he can’t sue anyone whose views he agrees with.

The one on the left looks more delicious.

I’m a fan of the franchise, even became friends with the original level creator. I’ve played Bioshock Infinite about 10 times already (though not as many times as the original Bioshock). Can’t wait to see what they did with the next gen version.

Facts don’t work on Fisher and her supporters. If they did, she would’ve gotten in.

Yeah, nor did death penalty laws.

They’re going to go for shopping malls, they’re going to go for churches.

What about the comments about Mexicans and Asians?

Sure man, you can believe whatever you want. You conservatives will choose belief over fact any day. It’s pointless to argue with you.

Shupe told McWade that he was unable to tow her car because she was “obviously a socialist,” and helpfully suggested that she “call the government” for a tow.

HUGS

“Maricopa County... “

He’s wearing a bullet proof vest at rallies? How the hell is he supposed to receive his God given American right to freedom?

When I got married, we thought we had everything planned - WRONG! When we got our marriage license we were asked, “Are any of you changing your name today?” We sat there, quiet. We realized we never discussed it! Not because I expected her to change her name, but because we didn’t find it important. So we kept our…

We care more about that child than gun nuts do.

I think I’m going to wait for super Street Fighter V. You know it’s coming.

Oh man, I knew some Apple fanboy was going to be butt-hurt about it. “What do you mean Apple is not on the list??”

Yeah! That’ll teach that evil CEO! Oh wait...

I like really strong edibles and I don’t see how anyone can function on those. I have trouble opening a can of soda or a bag of Cheetos.