When I got married, we thought we had everything planned - WRONG! When we got our marriage license we were asked, “Are any of you changing your name today?” We sat there, quiet. We realized we never discussed it! Not because I expected her to change her name, but because we didn’t find it important. So we kept our…

We care more about that child than gun nuts do.

I think I’m going to wait for super Street Fighter V. You know it’s coming.

Oh man, I knew some Apple fanboy was going to be butt-hurt about it. “What do you mean Apple is not on the list??”

Yeah! That’ll teach that evil CEO! Oh wait...

I like really strong edibles and I don’t see how anyone can function on those. I have trouble opening a can of soda or a bag of Cheetos.

I have been suicidal for a long time and I admit that I have used it as a manipulation tool before. I’m now getting help.

Holy shit!!! I did not realize how much of an abusive person I am! AAA described me and my current relationship perfectly. My relationship is falling apart and it’s completely my fault. I am sabotaging my own relationship and I didn’t even know it! I am going to seek help immediately and fix my shit before continuing…

Yet they argue that all Muslims are terrorists because of a small group of Muslim extremists or that all illegal immigrants are violent because one shot a woman in San Francisco.

When I was a teenager a cop would stalk my 16 year-old girlfriend. We’d leave the house and he’d drive by in his cop car real slowly with a grin, looking at her up and down. We stopped to talk to a nighbor and he stopped his car and kept leering. The neighbor turned to my girlfriend and said, “Look, he’s trying to…

That’s a good idea! Everyone should be taking advantage of this.

That’s a good idea! Everyone should be taking advantage of this.

Aside from the danger of being between trains, I don’t see the big deal here. It’s romantic. I don’t see why people are so uptight about PDA. Not like they were screwing betwen cars.

I don’t have that many friends.

Rich people have enough money to never worry about food and yet they kill animals anyway. It’s one thing to hunt for food and another to hunt for the sake of watching an animal die.

My latest!

I just finished this guy!

I use both. An Xacto knife and light sandpaper (if you plan to paint it).

BioShock is a great franchise. I’ve played the games (most notably BioShock and BioShock Infinite) several times over. Sure, it’s not what many people would consider a “real” first person shooter, but I thought they struck the perfect balance of gameplay and story. It made me wish the games would never end.

I only beat this game once as a kid and never picked it up again. I remember I beat Shredder with Donatello. I believe Shredder melts into a pool pf lava or something.

I was thinking about putting an American flag on top of my car and naming it “The Generally”.