Woah, really? I love me some Conan. He always seemed like one of the good guys, often times I can tell he’s turned off by certain creepy male guests (him and Andy — Andy seems like one of the GREAT guys). Any dirt on Conan? I’m all ears...

Louis CK - Mr. Whip It Out

Pretty sure I just saw him on Conan bragging about buying his wife Lydia Hearst (he certainly has a type, wow) tampons. He was like, “I was so excited for the opportunity, yeah!” and putting on that whole, “I’m a good guy front.”

Not only is it not allowed, in some states it is a misdemeanor.

I crossed this snob off my list a long time ago. He also said, “I turned down the Late Night Show because I think hosting would be so boring.” Nice, dick. Bet Colbert felt real good.

Very beautiful girl with one of the best nose jobs. Anybody know her surgeon? I would not have even recommended she get rhinoplasty (her before nose was GREAT!), but this really polished her look and made her a world superstar. The power of a great nose job.

Oh brother. Comment section here gets worse and worse. Here we have someone trying to get a pat on the back for only flirting and asking out a teenager nearly half your age. She probably backed out on you. Three paragraphs about it lol.

Yes, I’ve quit a lot of things and I’ve always felt good after. Boss doesn’t appreciate me? I quit when I can afford to and find a better job and am happier. Country I live in doesn’t respect me as a human being? Perhaps I should move on. You are riled up at someone who doesn’t give a shit. Go save America, use that…

I would love to leave, you don’t need to show me the door — show me the process. It’s still difficult to move to another country on limited funds while only speaking one language (my father was an immigrant who moved here without speaking English so I am aware of the challenges I will face), though it does seem more…

You seem dense so I tried to break it down for you. If you love America and aren’t defeated by your circumstances and the snail pace we are making at change and aren’t terrified your baby boy will got shot if you stay here any longer, then get out there and make some waves. You don’t seem concerned with saving America…

In case you didn’t pick up on my attitude: many of us are too exhausted to fight and some of us have been fighting the past couple of decades and are now realizing, “Maybe... America is not so great? Maybe I don’t want to fight for this country anymore? Maybe it’d just be safer and better for my sanity if I packed up…

Yeah, or fight for change. Get out there and fight. Try to dodge the mass shooting bullets, don’t die from lack of healthcare, don’t get run over by a car at a protest, waste hours and hours talking to people who you think are capable of becoming better until you realize they’re wildly racist and will never change and…

We’ve been fucked. It’s the #1 trending news story past 48 hours. Accept it or move. If you do the latter, let me know how you got out.

Not really. He was just doing his job, asking a man about racist Roseanne who he gladly worked with. And he got the scoop, the soundbite, the first response.

I thought you were making a dark joke, which was super edgie for Jezebel, but that is not a joke. I’m gettin’ fuck outta this story now.

You are probably joking, but yes the typo was calculated. It was a total, “See, I write my own Tweets because I made a spelling mistake!”

She’s co-dependent. Just worrying about Kanye’s mental illness, his feuds, his everything, etc. so she doesn’t have to address her own problems and probably PTSD from that robbery. It also explains why they had ANOTHER child, just another distraction from their crumbling marriage.

I never liked his non-apology statement and don’t want a comeback and I never liked his bragging “admired” comment, BUT... I never stopped to realize that he should have used POWERFUL instead. That manipulative jerk off!

Her net worth is higher than his (until he gets that sweet inheritance when papa dies).

I bet he doesn’t think much about the massage therapists who said they were a #metoo of his.