Not Emma, she worked with Woody Allen. That’s not sweet.

Ha, thank you! I found that line unnecessarily snobby and a little personal. I named my son Julian (after Casablancas himself). DON’T YOU TELL ME, I WOULD HAVE NAMED THE BOY KAREN IF THAT SHIT WERE TRUE!

He will violate. If he got away with this, he is under the assumption he can get away with anything. He’ll violate. Hopefully the wait isn’t too long...

I didn’t quite know how to interpret their comment. Were they saying that Amber is so beautiful that a dude like David must be really nice to have won her over? Or the worse alternative to that interpretation?

Careful. With comments like that, you’ll have the police force offering you a position on their PR team.

Did you have to star your own comment because...

It’s not even 8AM and I am already completely defeated. I am so sorry...

OK, well that’s infuriating. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. What a horrific mother. I’m glad I was able to unlearn the hatred my parents taught me so that I will raise my son better. Damn, what a shitty mom.

Again, we can’t help it that you’re stupid, ugly, hateful, nobody likes you, etc. Going to Jezebel, leaving nasty comments on a post about a teenager who was murdered for fun? Yeah, reevaluate your decisions, fool.

A lot of words. We get it: you’re stupid.

Is stupid a gender? You sound like you got the stupids.

That dentist sounds like a punk — I’d yelp his ass. I have all of the above: volume loss & frown lines due to being a generally miserable person (plus: no crow’s feet!), perioral dermetitis (chin acne & acne right in my frown lines, which makes it hard to moisturize) and grays? LOL, oh yeah. THE UGLY IS FIGHTING TO…

But... why would you want Ralph Lauren? That’s like handing money to racism itself.

“But funny thing is I feel ok with it... maybe because I work out hard and am a runner... so I’m reminded daily of how badass my body is.”

“,,,when you know being pretty affects how people treat you then you feel like you have a lot to lose by aging.”

I’m getting a blepharoplasty (lower — for undereye bags) and fat transfer. The fat will be sucked from my tummy and put into my face. Some of the fat will be used to help the bleph and the rest will address my laugh & marionette lines. I feel like I look older for my age due to natural undereye bags (which have gotten…

I am someone who didn’t realize I was vain until the aging process actually began. Oh man, I’ve been SO dramatic about it — I look at the mirror all day and have already booked my first cosmetic procedure at 32. I’m just an unpopular girl aging quietly in Colorado!

For all of the people asking, “Bloody mattresses? But... how?”

lol, I know. I was being sarcastic.

Oh man, I didn’t know that. Now I’m starting to wonder what his father knew (assuming his dad was probably part of this culture when he was younger too). Or maybe they just never talked about it because it’s a “normal” part of that culture? UGH.