One highlight was him getting pissed off at me because I questioned Dr. Drew’s ethics. He was bragging about being an acquaintance of Dr. Drew’s during the dinner. “Yeah, after this, I was thinking we could head over to Dr. Drew’s radio show,” he said.

Oh, no doubt he’ll move behind the camera and start directing women to eat each other’s shit or whatever else he’s into, but I still wish dick issues upon the man! It’s pretty obvious he enjoys sticking his penis in things and I want to take that joy from him :D

It should have been offered to me on a silver platter, I felt. Nope, just two small glasses of (probably boxed) wine.

Why wouldn’t he be fine? It’s not like he’s the only rapist working in porn. And it’s not like people watching porn are worrying about how the female stars are being treated. And it’s not like people would care even if he worked outside of the sex industry.

I laughed.

Woah. This shouldn’t shock me, but it does. Why do mothers want nudes of their daughters? To live vicariously through them? Are they going to sell their daughters and need a good bedshot?  Good on you for the CPS threat.

What’s weird is Sarandon spoke out about pedo Woody Allen... Hollywood, where it’s OK so long as you’re in the film. Ugh.

Yeah, sure. Get back to us all when you’ve actually saved a life by carrying a gun around. Until then, you’re just another wannabe hero adding to the problem.

Great police work! Laughing along with the customers until... “Wait a second... are you guys black? Oh no, you’re going to have to leave right now unless you want a trespassing charge. This isn’t funny anymore.”

I don’t blame anyone for mental illness. Just find it odd they didn’t question his behavior while the rest of us have been.

Exactly. Having suffered mental health issues myself, I remember times where I was acting like Kanye and people LOVED it. No, I wasn’t famous or bringing in money, but I was making parties more interesting and doing “artist” things and people were getting entertainment out of my unhealthy behavior. I look back at my…

I dismissed your comment because it started with “fuck off”. If you’d like to try again, maybe we can discuss celebrity gossip on Thanksgiving in a more dignified manner? :)

When Kanye’s “Famous” video came out, I didn’t understand why that wasn’t enough of a red flag for one of the Kardashians to be like, “Are you OK, man?”

It’s over, guys. Everyday there’s a new headline that causes my heart to momentarily fill with hope that this can all be undone. It can’t. Doesn’t seem like we have enough to work with here :/

Damn, tough times for Kimye. She’s recovering from her nightmare and he’s suffering mental health issues. Good thing they have a nice, big family to help with the children while all of this goes on. I wonder if their marriage will survive?

Oh, no judgment to rehoming animals. I have had to rehome a pet myself and it is extremely painful to do. I do like to judge celebrities because it’s fun (and the purpose of Dirtbag) and couldn’t resist pointing out their three strikes with animals.

Here is his blog post on it:

Anna Faris & Chris Pratt also gave their 15-year-old cat away on Twitter like it was a used sofa. They are not good with pets, and rumor has it (from one of you on here lol) that they are Trump supporters. Oh yeah, and Chris Pratt hunts.

I thought it was opposite, that he had commitment issues and doesn’t like to see her as a wife-wife, just wants to keep up the fantasy of her being this perfectly sexy woman he only sees on weekends. He spent most of his time in France without her during her first pregnancy.

What a weird way to make a comeback. Kim Kardashian gets robbed & goes into hiding, then Donald Trump, one of the worst people ever, becomes President-elect, so Paris Hilton outs herself as a supporter to make headlines again. The A-cups padded & pushed up to her chin is a nice touch. Oh yeah, THEN Paris Hilton pays…