He was the Michael Bay of communications.

I refuse to believe they didn't name Liz's dad 'Dick' just to make that joke. I know they then waited four seasons to deploy it, but that's the kind of long-form joke planning I expect in the Golden Age of Scripted Television.

It also changed the life of that 14 year old girl who took your job.

I feel slighted by the inherent accusation in the review that thinking presenting prospective partners with detailed sexual consent forms is a bit ridiculous is the equivalent of thinking consent doesn't matter.

Oh sure, we expect animals to learn human-speak, but where is the scientist prepared to put in the effort to learn parrot?

The tie-in comic for this series continues to be so much better than it has any right to be. It's almost amazing, particularly in writing a very good Harley Quinn.

Booo no Elena

Just when you thought you couldn't feel any more angry about Rob Schneider's career.

Archer has gotten more like himself the longer the season's gone on (and the longer the he's gone without sleep and medical treatment other then the Adventures of Dex and Cody). Standard Archer would have laughed as he ran over Dutch's ankles in the first episode (and repeatedly does throughout this episode) and…

"You just need a well-paying job!"
- Former Australian treasurer, Joe Hockey

The movie will come pre-installed on your phone with a short trial period and cannot be deleted.

*straightens spectacles* Actually Kazakhstan is Central Asian, not Eastern European.

"What kind of a god would give you THOSE legs AND NO RHYTHM?!"
"Uh, it's kind of a mishmash. Greek, Roman, Pokémon, Tex-Mex, you know."

Alternatively, just pay the extra $5 for the ticket and save yourself $10 and trying to force yourself to eat some shitty protein bars that clearly took advantage of a summer intern at Warner Bros. marketing department to get this signed off on.

In the 30 Rock episode 'Reaganing', Tracey keeps screwing up recording an ad, so Jack gives him a bunch of jellybeans to eat so it looks like Tracey's talking and then dubs the line himself. Rabin somehow interpreted this as Jack giving Tracey drugged jellybeans to keep him quiet.

"After all, it’s the mark of a truly funny movie that every painfully unfunny person starts quoting it ad nauseam."

- Zach Snyder

Publisher and developer, but I think the key to assessing them is drawing a sharp line between Square and Square Enix. Square made some great games (and some terrible ones. Looking at you FFV). Square Enix? They've been publisher/distributor for some good games, but never met a Final Fantasy release they couldn't fuck…

I think cricket would be more popular in America if they realised that you have to watch it like you watch baseball.

Condiment King suddenly becomes an A-list villain.