This is my favorite comment on here. And I love “rage repression seminar given by me.” :) I’d sign up! My god you did good work there.

This is my favorite slow burn punchline in a looooooong time.

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Fuck this.

That’s not the same at all. I like to own my books, and be able to pick them back up any time I want. I like to see them sitting on my bookshelf. I do not like having to return stuff on time, which I am incapable of.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

“Love is the Drug” by Roxy Music, because I am trying (key word) to believe that love for others will eventually overcome all of the hate that led to Trumpolini being elected.

She absolutely has core political beliefs, and they are the core political beliefs of a moderate liberal Democrat. Her instincts and sympathies do not lie in a void of expediency and cynicism but I believe in the realm of basic decency for victims, the underprivileged, the young, the old, individuals. Her political…

I’d be upset if I killed my little sister and people kept bringing it up, too.

Bobby, we have to measure the Universe somehow. Humans, most of them fucking morons trapped in a bag of their own projected shit and fascination with instantly blinking lights, still require the need for self sustainement, like flying cockroaches, who live for about 8 days and just fuck like crazy in the time they…

In the age of politifact, I don’t see why telling the truth isn’t somehow built into campaigns. You tell enough lies, the FEC shuts you the fuck down and takes your money

Have you read this? It’s amazing. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/…

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

He does not strike me as a man who pays much attention to women.

“and in an hour or so, I’ll probably have forgotten that you exist.”

Growing up as a little gay dude in the middle of nowhere, I devoured her books. Opened me up to worlds I didn’t know existed, then longed to be part of. Thanks for all glamour Jackie!