She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

I have a feeling we would have been friends as kids. I did something similar, however my brother threw mine into the creek behind our house because he was (and still is) a dick.

Going to post a graphic from the article for people to mull over if they don't think it's a big deal that people have to drive to another county (or state) for prenatal care and L&D and can't use a midwife at home. Keep in mind that the state of Alabama is larger than England.

Late word - Alabama has just re-re-written the law to advise that births may only happen in mangers and the mother must prove virginity.

It's always more than a little strange when you see people who claim to be pro-Jewish and pro-Israel describing Muslims as filthy and essentially sub-human. DOES THAT LANGUAGE NOT RING A FUCKING BELL?!?

Amazing that CW is on such a roll. They're turning into mini FX

See, that feminist was doing it wrong. Personally, I'm excited to have my own personal white man that I can corrupt with all my social justice warrior evil. Baby sleeper agent!

Following up on some replies to other comments, I can't tell you how much it infuriates me that when a white dude murders, he's "clearly insane" or "mentally damaged." When a Muslim murders, it's clearly their hateful religion.

This is so, so heartbreaking. What kind, gentle, bright and beautiful young people. Fuck.

I don't know what this says about my generation, but in a very real way, he was our Walter Cronkite.

Was it a penis? (I bet it was a penis)

Related: Gawker Media men leave the seat up, but far less frequently than you might expect.

Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.

All these years of him trying to shock and awe us. And all it would have taken was a smile.

HOW ARE YOU 19? Jesus fuck. You don't come off as a teenager at all, and I absolutely mean that as a compliment because teenagers generally just annoy/frighten me at my advanced age.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

I love Jack White, but I'm concerned that he's turning into Edward Scissorhands.

Ummm, dude. That Supremacy Clause?? Yeah....

you're saying this song was not originally written for the movie Hocus Pocus ? ;)