It's like some weird combination of "Mean Girls" and tense, bloody international politics.

>article about safety concerns for gender non-conforming folk, trans women, non-binary folks, butch cis women, trans men, etc.

Can we drop the "good kid/person who made some mistakes" narrative as a defense? The only thing that sentence means is "yes [he/she] is a [rapist/murderer/pedophile/violent bigot], but I [the speaker] still love [him/her]." Honestly, I couldn't care less that you still love your rapist son or violent bigot husband. …

human treasure talks to human garbage about non humans, is a treasure, makes garbage mad.

Wow, developing humans really, really don't look like that. Maybe if you melted them a bit, and stuck some tadpole eyes on the sides...

i am bringing this out of the greys even though i think it has kind of a whiney childish tone because i think there's something to be said wrt incest, the taboo, and people making their own decision.

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

Would also just like to point out that Miami is the second-worst franchise (obviously DC is the worst) while Beverly Hills is, inarguably, the best.

hahahaha i know. i cannot for the life of me understand any of it and yet i respect the INSANE VIBE 10000%. my favorite is THANKS FOR MAKING OUR FANDOM DIAPER

Melissa Joan Hart became Rambo?

You know what's bullshit? She doesn't have any stretchmarks on her tits and I do.

I had this toy! I honestly have no idea what my mom was thinking when she bought it, and I bring it up whenever she moans about me not wanting children. Like, sorry mom, but I know how that shit works and I don't have space to keep my giant removable convex belly panel in my house for the rest of my life.

Bet she can't fill a Slanket with her farts while working on her night cheese.

YEAH. I WENT THERE, AMAL.

I kind of like how Victorians dealt with it. After a wedding, each guest is mailed the bride and groom's new calling cards. If you received a calling card that contain the married couple's new address, it means that they want to continue their friendship with you and you may call on them. If you receive a calling card …

You know you're learning a language and can understand individual words you're reading but those individual words don't really give you context to understand the sentences...this is how I felt reading this article in my native language.

If bachelorette parties aren't the time for inappropriate flirting, what is even the point of them?

The MoH couldn't cancel her airfare for the destination wedding and ended up haunting the same resort area during the wedding, posting selfies from the bar.

this is the best photoshop job EVER.

I am calling it now: this is the story that gets the most whiny comments written about it. Just watch.